Epping Cricket Club Sunday 1st XI v Noak Hill on Sun 30 Jul 2006 at 2.00
Epping Cricket Club Won 11 runs

Match report Just two weeks into his month-long fast Dan "DT" Taylor's wise ways are rubbing off on his portly team mates.
Inspired by the talkative one's double salco back flip against West Essex, outbreaks of energetic bellyflop breakdancing have been breaking out everywhere in the Epping field.
Inspired by "popa-cherry" Thorpedo's aggressive prowling of silly mid off, Martin "lard machine" Stuckey set off on an outrageous bid to steal a catch from underneath the nose of the equally large grandfather Majeed.
Majeed watched as the Stuckey missile roared into view and performed a full length belly-flop to take a stunner 6 inches from where Majeed had been pasturing.
Rumours that the Stuckey dive ruptured Epping's multi-million pound underground drainage system have been strenuously denied but if it rains we are buggered in a small circle at mid off.
Other interesting things in this almost epic which was seen through alcoholic eyes by Ski and Revd Sibley was the liking of the oppo for wearing light maximising sunglasses even though the sun was ultra bright.
Father Sibley has extended his services to Saturday in recent weeks, conducting special sermons in the Entertainer and Liquid with great regularly.
Rumours that he is about to be given his own parish to carry out his great works are quite clearly ridiculous.
Also worth note in this game were Ed wina Holden's lezza look, Ski's ridiculous attempts to get out failing abysmally and GP Preston's girly appeals.
Also thrilling were Maja's eight overs to their opener which went for 1 run and Sulky sly's residency in Sulk corner.
Oh and DT had a doughnut or 6 on the sly. You were spotted!!

Epping Cricket Club Sunday 1st XI Batting
Player Name RunsMB4s6sSRCtStRo
for 8 wickets

(0.0 overs)
Dan Sly Bowled  1
Dan Twitchett Caught  0
Dan Taylor Caught  9 1
Jim Twitchett Bowled  13
Dan Sibley Caught  34
Geoff Maynard Bowled  42
Ed Holden Bowled  42
Shahid Majeed Bowled  8
George Thorpe Run out  0
Graham Preston Not Out  3
Martin Stuckey  

Noak Hill Bowling

Player nameOversMaidensRunsWicketsAverageEconomy
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Noak Hill Batting
Player name RMB4s6sSR
for 10 wickets
161 (0.0 overs)

Epping Cricket Club Sunday 1st XI Bowling

Player NameOversMaidensRunsWicketsAverageEconomy
Shahid Majeed8.031300.001.62
Graham Preston8.0325212.503.12
Dan Sibley8.0043410.755.37
Ed Holden8.0053153.006.63
Dan Sly6.332036.673.08